December 2009
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DEAR EAST COAST:
I’m not sure if I’m ready to leave you yet… but I gotta head back to California. I’ll miss your cruel Winters that cancelled my flight in Chicago and all the snow in Washington DC… I’ll also miss running from bomb threats while at the Capitol building. It’s been good, maybe I’ll see you again once I graduate culinary school or something… I...
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FLU-LIKE SYMPTOMS.
I feel like shit. Why am I going to IKEA right now?
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Hollandaise: A Dialogue Between Sisters.
(While eating in the Cracker Barrel...)
Portia (older sister): Can you make eggs benedict for breakfast sometime?
KJ (me): Sure, I just need to know when.
Portia: Sometime this week. Can you make hollandaise?
KJ: Yeah, I'm okay at it. I can give it a try.
Portia: Do we have all the ingredients?
KJ: I think so... oh wait, I think we need dill though. (said kind of loudly)
(awkward silence)
...
(followed by immature giggling and stares from other people eating near us.)
[sound it out...]
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Best Album Cover Of All Time? →
ccbayer:
allison-c:
Saw this on a friend’s Facebook profile today, and I’m thoroughly convinced that Big Bear’s “Doin Thangs” from 1999 may be the greatest album cover of all time!
i totally fucking concur!
Anyone else turned on?
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THREATTHREATTHREAT!
I went to the US Capitol Building today right before some kind of threat happened… maybe a bomb threat or something, either way, my sister and I were evacuated alongside a bus-load of Buddhist monks on vacation. While this was happening, officers were pointing uzis and guns at us. Helicopters kept circling the perimeter too, it was epic. I couldn’t stop laughing, but I felt like...
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losingcolor:
haha. i’ve kind of abandoned my tumblr over the past few days. i’ve been playing way too much world of warcraft. i ended up maxing out my ten day trial character in four days, and ran to the store with my best friend and bought the battle chest. we’ve had two full day wow parties, and he’s spending the night tonight for some massive leveling.
hahaha. this is ridiculous. i’ll start...
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DREAMSHIT.
I ended up waking at 6am again then going back to sleep. I had a dream that I had to go to this wedding that my guild master on WoW was having (okay I fucking know, I would dream about WoW, I get it) and it was in some gymnasium. Apparently before this, there was a practice run but in the game so I played my hunter or my death knight in it. So I walk to the gymnasium in my regular clothes, and...
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I'M TOO TIRED TO PLAY WoW.
I didn’t even think this was possible.
Merry Christmas, favorite hoes.
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GUYS.
I’m stranded in Chicago. Anyone near wanna hang out? (I’m serious. I’m bored in my hotel room.)
Pics soon.
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MICHAEL JACKSON DIED??????
dyke:
bittersweetvictory:
tinachristinaaa:
kristallnicole:
pastprayingforr:
ohheyitsgabby:
eveningsun:
piniyopo:
alexalanerainbowveins:
mr-krabs:
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jerryeffinpierce:
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1991:
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dumbleydore:
i was in my form class eating lollies
i was on tumblr.
graduating from high school
drinking Gatorade
walking into the Jack’s...
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For Courtney
fuckyeahingridmichaelson:
sadierex:
An amazing idea our friend suggested to me was that in honor of Courtney she wanted to write “Keep breathing” on her wrist.
Court had really connected with the lyrics to Keep Breathing by Ingrid Michaelson and wanted them on her wrist. Her left wrist already was home to “No day but today” and she never got the chance to put “All I can do is keep...