t r e p i d a t i o n .: Archive

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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“I just pulled my camel toe!”

– My mom, not knowing what a camel toe is.

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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“My grandma said ‘whisker burn.’”

– Samantha Samuels, waking up this beautiful text.

Dec 31st

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My mom is convinced we both have Whooping Cough.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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fantasyorbit asked: why?

Dec 30th

fantasyorbit asked: why?

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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“I have cold medicine. I’m high right now.”

– My mom on the phone with my sister.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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ASK ME SHIT ABOUT SHIT. →

Dec 30th

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My Day Thus Far.

Me: Madea Goes To Jail is on sale!
Me: AND I CAN'T FIND ANY COPIES.
Me: I've been in this aisle for 30 minutes trying to find the movie.
Sam: Hahahaha.  Maybe she went to jail.

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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It’s 4am and I’m listening to my girlfriend make squeaky dolphin sounds on the phone.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

I got a cold from my niece.

And you know little kid germs are awful. I might get eaten alive… my mom is sick too, all vomitty and shit. I’m hoarding my cough medicine because I don’t want to get too sick… BUT EVERYTHING HURTS AND I DON’T WANT THE PLAGUE. I was gonna get my hurr did today too… and go to Target. I HAVE TOO MUCH HAIR, SOMEONE CUT IT PLZ. Anyone want to treat me to a...

Dec 29th

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