rudimentarybio:
THIS GETS ALL OF MY YES
Bahahaha.
I actually just died.
Presidential pickup lines are the best pickup lines.
This is fucking stupid… but it’s hilarious. I NEVER reblog, but this is an exception.
LKHBREJKLNKJTNVLKSJNGKEHN I AM FUCKING SHITTING MYSELF SOMEONE COME AND HELP OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG